Wisdom of Married men

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-Anonymous

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud

'Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
- Anonymous

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Anonymous

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
- Anonymous

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
- James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Nash

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other
- Sacha Guitry